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I am not one for a lot of words. I'm usually snarky and what I say and what I mean are never exactly similar.

Not that you care, but I am a true child of the 80's. I love hair and 80's metal. I remember the early days of MTV and will never succumb to liking what it has turned into. I'm a closet Trekkie who speaks a little Klingon. Not much, but I can still call you an ugly smooth headed imbecile. I like to write but recently, I hit a wall of fail when I stumbled into writers block and the loss of my muse. But I guess that's what happens when your muse comes in the form of a hundred pound meth'd out gay hairdresser. C'est la vie..... (UPDATE: All hail the new Star Trek, my savior from the hell that is writer's block!)

I also love to do celebrity impersonation and placed second in a pageant doing Britney Spears. I also am a closet Britney fan. Yes, inside my cool Juggalo exterior, I am nothing more than a little baby bitch. I pray the hatchet warriors will take me down swiftly. I am also a gigantic movie and television buff and I can quote over a dozen movies verbatim and tell you what's going on in Lost. Guess that comes with the territory when you are the Queen of Useless Facts. I am also in the process of building my own library and have topped out at fifty-five books and still going strong! That's not counting all the worn and torn copies of my Babysitter's Club collection. *is ashamed* Other than that, I'm just plain psychotic.

As if you couldn't tell...

I work at a porn store, and Jeebus I cannot wait to quit this job!

Stewart/Colbert '08!

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